|有天老師請小明用 "Green" , "Pink" , "Yellow" 三種顏色造句，
"Green...Green...Green"..., I "pink" the phone and say "Yellow".
(正確應為 "Ring….Ring…Ring…, I pick the phone and say hello". )
就說 "One car come, two cars bump, three cars O-E-O-E."
補充字彙：車禍car accident 、救護車ambulance
|THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE：
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . .having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . .having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
|The Importance of the Second Language ~ 第二外語有多重要
A cat chased a mouse into a hole and sat outside meowing. After a while, the mouse heard a dog barking and thought “Great! Now the dog is here. The cat must be gone.” So, the mouse came out checking the dog. As soon as he came out, he was caught by the cat again. He begged the cat ”Before you eat me, would you tell me one thing? Where is the dog barking here just now?” The cat answered in laugh “Don’t you know nowadays it’s very important to learn a second language?”
「I will meet the class at 5:00. 」 （我會在五點來上課）
「I will meet the lass at 5:00. 」（我會在五點會見情婦）
「I will meet the ass at 5:00. 」(我會在五點會見驢子)
|Interesting Comparisons 有趣的對比
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
Dumb man + Smart woman = Affair
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Marriage
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A successful man is one who makes more money
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
Q: "What promises do a man and a woman make when